For the better part of fifteen minutes, you switch back and
forth between sitting on the edge of your bed and aimlessly shuffling around
your one bedroom apartment while trying to decide what to do for
the two hours before your next shift begins. The apartment is quiet and
cluttered with chores that haven’t been done in at least a week. Probably two.
Priorities, they’re all relative. And you think to yourself “God, I need to get
some laundry done. I can only wear that pair of black slacks to work one more
time before coworkers and customers notice how truly filthy they are.”
There’s a low-level pounding in your head and a total lack
of energy. So you make a cup of instant coffee and turn on the TV. The thought
of food makes you feel sicker than you already are. But Folgers is a pacifier.
The next hour is spent watching Cops with hollow interest.
You have the aching need to just sit and do nothing but smoke a few cigarettes
for a while.
As 5:00 ticks closer, the rush begins to prepare for work. How is it possible to be running late? You ask yourself this same question every day but there’s never an answer.
You quickly iron a white tuxedo shirt, wipe off your black
apron with a wet washcloth, pull on a clean pair of white athletic socks and
then pull a pair of dirty black dress socks over the top of the tube socks.
Thin dress socks just don’t have the support you will need to stand on your
feet and perform for a live audience for the next seven hours. You make the
same mental note that you make every day: buy thicker black socks.
As you climb into your fifteen-year-old Honda, you hope that
you have enough gas to get to work. No time to stop, you can’t be late again.
As you dart through the door at 4:59, you are greeted by
familiar sounds and smells. This feels more like home than home does. You start
to feel alive.
You say hello to several regulars as you make your way
through the dining room on your way to the bar. You stop, shake hands and make
small talk that is filled with witty remarks. You are the only one who realizes
that each remark you make is practiced and unoriginal. They think you are
charming.
You know you are not.
You know you are not.
“What did you order?” you ask a middle-aged couple sitting
at table 12.
“We’re splitting the Zuppa di Mare and Pappardelle with
Saffron,” the gentleman replies.
“You’re making me jealous,” you tease. “Those are my two
favorite things on the menu. You’re going to love them. Come by the bar and
give me a report when you’re finished with dinner.”
You hurry into the lounge and find Katie, the daytime
bartender visiting with one of the busboys. You look around and can immediately
see that she hasn’t cleaned or restocked anything. The place is a disaster.
There’s a list that she has taped to the side of the cash register.
fryday - day shift.
1. Theres alot of water in the bottom of the fridg.
2. Need more Kettel 1
3. Out of olives.
Good thing she’s pretty.
When Katie started working at Giuseppe’s, she said she had
experience, but you highly doubt it. The
owner, Giuseppe DiGregorio probably hired her for her big fake tits. He’s an idiot.
owner, Giuseppe DiGregorio probably hired her for her big fake tits. He’s an idiot.
Gently persuading Katie to restock and clean before clocking
out never works. You’ve learned that you have to be direct. You have to treat
her like a child. Sometimes you have to be flat-out rude. What’s her deal? You
wonder what type of abuse she suffered from daddy, or mommy’s boyfriend that
would make her more likely respond to abuse. Who the fuck cares? She won’t be
around long. You’ve seen it before. Giuseppe will get tired of looking at her
and will get rid of her.
No, he won’t actually fire her. He’s too much of a pussy to
do that. Instead, he will start cutting her shifts down to the point where she
can’t afford to stay here. This is the way it always happens.
*****
There they are. The same three regulars that show up at the
beginning of your shift. You spend at least two hours with them every night,
yet you know very little about them.
There’s Craig. He’s in his late-forties or early-fifties.
You have no idea where he works, but you can tell by looking at him that his
job doesn’t require him to do anything physical; he’s pasty and soft. He’s not
married and you’re pretty sure that he has never been married. Hell, you’re
pretty certain that he’s never gotten laid. He just can’t grasp what it
takes to be charming and appealing to women. He can’t seem to NOT act creepy
when it comes to chatting up the ladies. You are embarrassed for him.
Then there’s Annie. She’s probably about 40. She’s
attractive and fit and works in some office that’s close by. She usually only
has one or two drinks before heading on to whatever she does. But sometimes she
gets carried away and has several more and ends up sticking around for most of
the evening. You like "that" Annie the best. She can be funny
and sexy when she gets a little loaded.
Finally, there’s Roger. He’s an attorney and a friend of Giuseppe. He never pays for anything and you're fairly certain Giuseppe owes him money - probably for one of his divorces. He’s nice enough, but tends to be demanding when he wants a drink.
The bar has fourteen comfortably-upholstered stools, two
booths and two two-top tables. At the other side of the room, there's a baby
grand piano. Arthur, a tall, skinny 40-year-old guy with a toilet-seat hair-line
and a shitty black suit is sitting at the keys playing "Somewhere My
Love", the theme from Dr. Zhivago. Most of the songs that Arthur plays are
from the same era, which makes you wonder about his background. Perhaps he was
taught by an overbearing mother who made him play the songs from her youth? He
reminds you of a balding Norman Bates.
For the next hour, you simultaneously restock the glassware,
keep an eye on the server station, and make small talk with Craig, Annie, and
Roger. Although the orders are steadily coming in from the dining room, they
are still the only customers at the bar. This is the way it is where you work.
The early crowd aren't big drinkers. You won't get really busy until at least
7:30.
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